Official Public Notice

Happy
Birthday
Graham

He is now 0 years old. Science cannot stop this.

Exhibit A: The Evidence

Photos Graham probably wishes didn't exist.

Graham in Miami with money raining down
Artist's rendering of Graham's future. 100% accurate.
Graham proudly holding a large eggplant
Graham playing with his package on camera
Graham at the pool surrounded by admirers
Graham if he didn’t have a girlfriend

Verified Graham Facts

Fact-checked by his closest friends. All disputes will be ignored.

Mandatory Birthday GIF

Required by law.

Birthday celebration GIF